My First Conversation With Ji Seon in Heaven

Ji Seon and I started talking about what our first conversation in heaven would be like. This is what we came up with.

In heaven, Ji Seon ambles up to me all content after moving through the throngs of worshippers.

[Ji Seon, bemused] There you are. Do you know we’re not married anymore? Huh!

[Frank, disappointed] I am not that happy about that.

[Ji Seon] You can’t be unhappy in heaven!

[Frank] Well, I’m not happy about it. Whom am I going to hang out with?

[Ji Seon] You can hang out with one of those friends from earth.

[Frank] I don’t want to hang out with them.

[Ji Seon] You can hang out with Jesus.

[Frank] I don’t want to hang out with Jesus. There are always so many people hanging around him, I can’t get in a word edgewise.

[Ji Seon] This is heaven. You can always get in a word edgewise, he can hear you.

[Frank] No I was told I have to be patient.

[Ji Seon] Well you are patient now, this is heaven.

[Frank] No I was told to go the patience workshop.

Categories: Christianity, Frank, Ji Seon
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5 Responses to “My First Conversation With Ji Seon in Heaven”

RjL wrote a comment on January 25, 2008

I think it would go:

[Ji Seon] Frank! I didn’t expect to see you here!

[Frank] …

Mark R. wrote a comment on January 25, 2008

But at least there will be dumplings.

seonghuhn wrote a comment on January 25, 2008

Mark, you still remember my comment that there will be dumplings in heaven.

Mark R. wrote a comment on January 25, 2008

Sure I do, that made me happy. I hope they have fried chicken too.

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